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Default 06-27-2004, 03:06 PM
I heard this one the radio today the guy was like "doctors need to slow down his growth or by the time he turns 13 hes gonna rip off his penis. I was rofl
  
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Default 06-27-2004, 08:52 PM
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One word: Worlds' Strongest Man Contest.
Yeah..That kids got that shit in the bag if his heart doesnt pump the blood so hard his veins pop when hes beating off..The second this kid hits puberty he could have all those guys that are like 34 and have been lifting like 500 lbs since they were 22.
  
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Default 06-27-2004, 11:14 PM
i can hold 40 pounders up straight... whats so impressive bout 7 pounders...
  
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Default 06-27-2004, 11:15 PM
[quote="Short Hand":c1a33]i can hold 40 pounders up straight... whats so impressive bout 7 pounders...[/quote:c1a33]

he's 5 years old.... oOo:
  
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when i was five i had to walk my ass to the store and buy my ass bottles of milk and shti i was fucking gangster.
  
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Default 06-27-2004, 11:30 PM
[quote="Short Hand":84144]when i was five i had to walk my ass to the store and buy my ass bottles of milk and shti i was fucking gangster.[/quote:84144]

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nigg% whut ?!?!
  
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[quote="Short Hand":a1a92]nigg% whut ?!?![/quote:a1a92]
negros?where?
  
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Default 06-28-2004, 01:29 AM
[quote="Short Hand":df37a]i can hold 40 pounders up straight... whats so impressive bout 7 pounders...[/quote:df37a]

Fuck you're tough, you fucking macho man. rolleyes:
  
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Default 06-28-2004, 01:37 AM
[quote="Short Hand":528d7]when i was five i had to walk my ass to the store and buy my ass bottles of milk and shti i was fucking gangster.[/quote:528d7]

Must have been a rough childhood.
  
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i can hold 40 pounders up straight... whats so impressive bout 7 pounders...
Fuck you're tough, you fucking macho man. rolleyes:[/quote:79150]

at least you reckognize nigg&. !!
  
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when i was five i had to walk my ass to the store and buy my ass bottles of milk and shti i was fucking gangster.
Must have been a rough childhood.[/quote:8213d]

i got shot 9 times !!!!! i got shot 9 times !!!!!!!
  
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Default 06-28-2004, 01:40 AM
And wtf, still drinking bottles when 5? gg
  
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Default 06-28-2004, 01:42 AM
their protein shakes mofo.
  
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Default 06-28-2004, 01:46 AM
You said bottles of Milk fatty.
  
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