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Default 03-20-2005, 11:30 PM
[quote=Milla][quote="Eight Ace":442df]
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"Shark attacks are not uncommon in Australian waters." oOo:
I've been snorkelling about 20 times this summer and it's always in the back of your mind,
my girlfriend is freaked by attacks always being on the news and she got stung badly by
blue-bottles (sea-stingers) two weeks ago so she doesn't want to go near the ocean now.... loney:
is she a pool kinda person?
well she is now, most Aussie beaches have a tidal pool so you can swim safely but it's
not much fun, I just got her comfortable with snorkelling and then there was a fatal shark
attack evey other week...looks like hiking will be the go now, all the venomous
snakes and spiders are pussies compared to what might be lurking in teh depths... ed:[/quote:442df]
Fuck that, you fuckers have some crazy ass snakes!!![/quote:442df]

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Default 03-20-2005, 11:37 PM
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Fuck that, you fuckers have some crazy ass snakes!!!
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Thats an African Snake oOo:
  
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Default 03-20-2005, 11:41 PM
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Fuck that, you fuckers have some crazy ass snakes!!!
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Thats an African Snake oOo:
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Default 03-20-2005, 11:41 PM
It's the Inland Taipans you gotta watch for.
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 07:39 AM
The ocean is a cool place to explore...just there is dangers. And hunting a shark because it killed a human who knew the risks...is oOo: .
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 10:05 AM
its weird, they dont know where the shark is, cant find it, havent seen it and yet they know its a 20 foot white or tiger. I mean by all means go ahead and think that and it most probably is if it bit the guy in half. But now they might kill some random shark that has never seen a person so much as tasted its blood just to appease the people. Sharks are cool shit and shouldnt be messed with. IF the guy was out there in the ocean he knew that there was that chance and he still took the risk. He entered teh sharks house and the shark said get the fuck out by biting him in half and scaring everyone else enough to leave.
  
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[img]http://www.firststryke.com/JAWS%20mech%20shark%20eats%20mannequin.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 01:50 PM
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... Then they brilliantly come up with the idea they can hunt a single shark. Idiots.
Well, they know the shark was 20 ft long and that it had a big fin on top and really big teeth. rolleyes: They also know it was either a Great White or a Tiger shark ... but they can't look for just those types because that would be racial profiling and we all know racial profiling is wrong.

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Default 03-21-2005, 02:18 PM
sweet i clicked that shark pic to find the source and that guy had nude pics of hawaiian women in it :rock:

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[img]http://www.firststryke.com/JAWS%20lunges.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 02:20 PM
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sweet i clicked that shark pic to find the source and that guy had nude pics of hawaiian women in it :rock:

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Default 03-21-2005, 02:27 PM
*jaws theme*

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Default 03-21-2005, 03:58 PM
thats some bad karma
  
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Default 03-21-2005, 11:47 PM
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Default 03-22-2005, 01:25 PM
That shark could really use some chapstick. his lips are looking pretty cracked.
  
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