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Default 07-21-2006, 12:28 AM

[quote="TGB!":7465f]KEVIN SMITH is a fucking hack. He made one good movie (CHASING AMY), one ok Comedy (JAY AND SILENT BOB) - and a bunch of other shit movies that are fawned over and fapped to by Internet Marks who dont want to seem uncool for dissing SILENT BOB - but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly. He had the GEORGE LUCAS touch - great ideas, that are absolutely fucked over by his inability to translate it to the Big Screen.

SIEGEL may be a douche for his outburst, but SMITH is still a POS poser coasting on one movie he made over a decade ago.
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I thought Chasing Amy was fucking terrible.
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 12:58 AM

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KEVIN SMITH is a fucking hack. He made one good movie (CHASING AMY), one ok Comedy (JAY AND SILENT BOB) - and a bunch of other shit movies that are fawned over and fapped to by Internet Marks who dont want to seem uncool for dissing SILENT BOB - but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly. He had the GEORGE LUCAS touch - great ideas, that are absolutely fucked over by his inability to translate it to the Big Screen.

SIEGEL may be a douche for his outburst, but SMITH is still a POS poser coasting on one movie he made over a decade ago.
I thought Chasing Amy was fucking terrible.[/quote:3568a]

is that ur ass in ur sig? i would luv to see you shit
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 02:32 AM

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KEVIN SMITH is a fucking hack. He made one good movie (CHASING AMY), one ok Comedy (JAY AND SILENT BOB) - and a bunch of other shit movies that are fawned over and fapped to by Internet Marks who dont want to seem uncool for dissing SILENT BOB - but face fact. . .his movies stink. Badly. He had the GEORGE LUCAS touch - great ideas, that are absolutely fucked over by his inability to translate it to the Big Screen.

SIEGEL may be a douche for his outburst, but SMITH is still a POS poser coasting on one movie he made over a decade ago.
I thought Chasing Amy was fucking terrible.
is that ur ass in ur sig? i would luv to see you shit[/quote:5b0f7]
those definately look like man hands...
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 03:07 AM

I like his movies,
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sucked ass
- Clerks was awsome
- I really liked Dogma ( a must see movie)
- Chasing Amy was a good movie
- Mallrats was a little meh

not everyone is going to like his stuff, theres no need for him to change his style.
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 07:51 AM

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I like his movies,
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sucked ass
- Clerks was awsome
- I really liked Dogma ( a must see movie)
- Chasing Amy was a good movie
- Mallrats was a little meh

not everyone is going to like his stuff, theres no need for him to change his style.
i like how you didnt list Jersey Girl
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 09:32 AM

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is that ur ass in ur sig? i would luv to see you shit
those definately look like man hands...
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Default 07-21-2006, 10:18 AM

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is that ur ass in ur sig? i would luv to see you shit
those definately look like man hands...
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is that ur ass in ur sig? i would luv to see you shit
those definately look like man hands...
ditto
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Yep, thats my luscious ass.
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 02:11 PM

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I like his movies,
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back sucked ass
- Clerks was awsome
- I really liked Dogma ( a must see movie)
- Chasing Amy was a good movie
- Mallrats was a little meh

not everyone is going to like his stuff, theres no need for him to change his style.
i like how you didnt list Jersey Girl
never seen it, and i dont think i ever will biggrin:
  
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Default 07-21-2006, 02:55 PM

Jersey Girl wasn't that bad. Had its moments.


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Default 07-21-2006, 03:22 PM

saw clerks 2 today and must fucking funny as all hell. its more vular than clerks 1 and it has a story with some heart behind it
  
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I enjoy the movies. I'm not trying to be anything I'm not.
  
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Default 07-22-2006, 08:37 AM

[quote="CoMaToSe in another Thread":edcef]when I go back to the states, Im going to buy and watch all of kevin smiths films. I know most/all of them occur in the same little microcosm of characters and setting, so is there a particularorder in which I should watch them?[/quote:edcef]
  
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Default 07-22-2006, 10:22 AM

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when I go back to the states, Im going to buy and watch all of kevin smiths films. I know most/all of them occur in the same little microcosm of characters and setting, so is there a particularorder in which I should watch them?
[/quote:65520]"yes watch them in order even thou mallrats takes place one day before clerks

clerks
mallrats
chasin amy
dogma
jay and bob strike back"

gonzo said that in the same thread.



  
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Default 07-22-2006, 11:35 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":b5542][quote=CoMaToSe]
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when I go back to the states, Im going to buy and watch all of kevin smiths films. I know most/all of them occur in the same little microcosm of characters and setting, so is there a particularorder in which I should watch them?
[/quote:b5542]"yes watch them in order even thou mallrats takes place one day before clerks

clerks
mallrats
chasin amy
dogma
jay and bob strike back"

gonzo said that in the same thread.[/quote:b5542]
yes, but *after* I posted that quote of myself.
  
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