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View Poll Results: kill him?
chop em up & throw em over the side 1 8.33%
strangle him in his bed & throw him over the side 5 41.67%
electrecute him in the shower & throw em over the side 1 8.33%
just throw em over the side 5 41.67%
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Default 09-22-2006, 06:58 PM

eww, not a shower shared with fag soap mix-up... annoy:

don't let it spoil ur trip tho, just say to him lets let bygones be bygones and put 'er there.*




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Default 09-22-2006, 07:09 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":064fc]eww, not a shower shared with fag soap mix-up... annoy:

don't let it spoil ur trip tho, just say to him lets let bygones be bygones and put 'er there.*




*Note: be on ur knees pointing at ur wide-open mouth when saying it.[/quote:064fc]
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Default 09-22-2006, 07:33 PM

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":56bf5]I dunno wtf is going on, I don't think he's mad kus I told him I wasn't interested or that may be a reason. He says he's mad kus I said "that bs makes me sick". Apparently he got very offended by that but hes still a complete tit. He had a go at me for using his soap in the shower & not making my bed. WTF! We have a fkn maid to do the beds & wtf about soap? Who gives a shyt its like 3 bux & I have my own in there anyways...

Anyhoo I don't wana let this lil egotistical fag fuck spoil my trip, he's very opinionated & reckons he knows it all & is so full of shit. Hopefully I'll be moving out of my cabin soon & then off this ship & onto another in the Caribbean. I can't really face going home kus there's sweet f/a to do there & naturally I haven't told my mates about this lil escapade otherwise they'd have a field day.

Tally ho~[/quote:56bf5]liquid or bar soap? eek:
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 09:30 PM

[quote=gtboys34]
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Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":5d85b
I dunno wtf is going on, I don't think he's mad kus I told him I wasn't interested or that may be a reason. He says he's mad kus I said "that bs makes me sick". Apparently he got very offended by that but hes still a complete tit. He had a go at me for using his soap in the shower & not making my bed. WTF! We have a fkn maid to do the beds & wtf about soap? Who gives a shyt its like 3 bux & I have my own in there anyways...

Anyhoo I don't wana let this lil egotistical fag fuck spoil my trip, he's very opinionated & reckons he knows it all & is so full of shit. Hopefully I'll be moving out of my cabin soon & then off this ship & onto another in the Caribbean. I can't really face going home kus there's sweet f/a to do there & naturally I haven't told my mates about this lil escapade otherwise they'd have a field day.

Tally ho~
liquid or bar soap? eek:[/quote:5d85b]
srsly, no1 sh@r3s b@r s0@p
  
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Default 09-22-2006, 09:34 PM

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Default 10-10-2006, 11:05 PM

Hello everyone!

I've just arrived back in Blighty, I sorta got fired kus I told some blonde ho at work to fk off & told Captain Fab to shut up & also annoyed some Romanian bish all on the same day. I also went ashore & got completely drunk with the casino manager to the point where they had to fire him as he was so intoxicated that he was considered a safety hazard.

So yer I wasn't invited to finish the contract but I don't care anyways the ship was heading to the Falklands for Christmas! I'm gonna sign up to Carnival or Royal Caribbean & party there for a bit I think. Anyhoo here's some pics of the Fluff tour of the Med~



<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/gaf.jpg>
This is where I stayed

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/etna.jpg>
mount etna, I saw this erupting later as we sailed away which was pretty cool.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/etnahg.jpg>
Taormina or somewhere, too many beaches

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/work.jpg>
Claudia & Emma, my slag work mates

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/hg14.jpg>
some island somewhere

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/longdrop.jpg>
this pic is fukd up, it's the same island & I walked all the way up here! It looks like a model.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/gfhj.jpg>
view of Athens from the top deck

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/claud.jpg>
Claudia explains how moden Western fashion hasn't quite reached Romania yet.

<img src=http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b118/iraqois/malta.jpg>
Me at the Grand Harbour in Malta, this site is renown in World War Two for Operation Pedestal & the famous tanker SS Ohio

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The South African SPA girls.

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Run ashore on the Tender boat

Now I need to catch up on what's been going on, stuck on a ship for a month or so with no net access can be a bit annoying. cuss:
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Default 10-10-2006, 11:13 PM

missed ya!


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Default 10-10-2006, 11:23 PM

How many of them did you fuck. Come on. Be honest now. A couple of them South African White Women are definitely Hit-And-Quitable.
  
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Default 10-11-2006, 05:51 AM

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Default 10-11-2006, 02:03 PM

nice pics, dude, so youre just going to jump on another ship assignment? where in the world is fluffy bunny? ed:

so you got fired, does that affect your chances of getting aboard another ship?
  
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Default 10-11-2006, 03:20 PM

[quote="TGB!":9c47c]How many of them did you fuck. Come on. Be honest now. A couple of them South African White Women are definitely Hit-And-Quitable.[/quote:9c47c]

AIDs!
  
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Default 10-11-2006, 03:24 PM

[quote=KTOG]
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How many of them did you fuck. Come on. Be honest now. A couple of them South African White Women are definitely Hit-And-Quitable.
AIDs![/quote:5afca]
I fucked a south african.
actually it was a dutch girl but close enough
Okay, i'm lying but who cares! the_finger:


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Default 10-11-2006, 03:30 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":d4458]I fucked a south african.
actually it was a dutch girl but close enough
Okay, i'm lying but who cares! the_finger:[/quote:d4458]
phooaaarrr!!...did u take this imaginary bitch up the poop-chute as well?
  
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Default 10-11-2006, 03:33 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":a2a5a][quote="Simo Häyhä":a2a5a]I fucked a south african.
actually it was a dutch girl but close enough
Okay, i'm lying but who cares! the_finger:[/quote:a2a5a]
phooaaarrr!!...did u take this imaginary bitch up the poop-chute as well?[/quote:a2a5a]
Yes. Her anal cleft was my Red Sea, and my Pulsating Power Pole was its Moses.


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Default 10-11-2006, 03:56 PM

thats why they call it the land of milk & honey
  
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