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Default 01-23-2003, 02:54 AM

OMFG! This is too much Gerard, Pound their asses Gerard!

And please, please, please bless us with photos, Perhaps one lying on the ground unconscious, with the skateboard you used to bash over his head sitting next to him... That would make a classic "OWNED!" Pic biggrin:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 02:58 AM

Problem is i don't really want to beat the shit out of them,. When i get started in a fight i don't wanna stop. I beat down one guy before for the usual "your momma" bullshit and i kept punching away at him even when he was knocked out, i got pulled of him then i went back and started booting him again.

Im small but it seems i can do the damage, which is why i avoid fighting when possible.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 03:07 AM

Tell you what you should do then man:

1. Get a Videocamera.
2. Get one of your friends.
3. Find a place that has these sk8t3r tards riding around the place.
4. Hide.
5. From behind cover, begin filming the sk8t3r.
6. Have your friend walk casually onto the path that the sk8t3r is using.
7. As the sk8t3r passes your friend, have him push him (push = hit him with a skateboard, metal pole, anything that gives him enough force to go flying) off the board and into a wall, or a post or something to that extent.
8. Post video here, for all of us to see.

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I would pay money to see this.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 03:10 AM

[quote="Von Paulus":7dac6]Tell you what you should do then man:

1. Get a Videocamera.
2. Get one of your friends.
3. Find a place that has these sk8t3r tards riding around the place.
4. Hide.
5. From behind cover, begin filming the sk8t3r.
6. Have your friend walk casually onto the path that the sk8t3r is using.
7. As the sk8t3r passes your friend, have him push him (push = hit him with a skateboard, metal pole, anything that gives him enough force to go flying) off the board and into a wall, or a post or something to that extent.
8. Post video here, for all of us to see.

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I would pay money to see this.[/quote:7dac6]

LOL you have a sick mind biggrin:




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Default 01-23-2003, 03:11 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":b150b]skater punks are stupid, you know that they're in school saying "oh man i kicked the shit outta this fag"

you gotta kick their asses, and take a picture biggrin:[/quote:b150b]

no offense but i have NEVER in my life seen that happen and my best friend skates and he has never seen that happen. The only people who do that around here are the stupid-as-fuck whiggers. God I should make a erhem (time for a lil ghetto speak) "gang to kick tha shiznit outa them playa hata's" in a word. grab my friends who cant stand these shits who do nothing but threaten gang attacks and weapon usage and beat the fuckers down one on one fist fighting. But knowing those shits they'd probably be carrying a blade. fucking teens now adays (and yes i am a teen) are such fucking pussies! these shits need to stop trying to be tough in groups or with weapons and PROVE to be tough one on one like a real man.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 03:42 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":514b5]next time don't spend so much time standing listening to their shit, go "Walker, Texas Ranger " on them upon sighting biggrin:[/quote:514b5]

LOL, Walker, what a fuckin nugget. biggrin:

Gerard, simple suggestion. Walk up to the prick who smacked you over the back of the head, grab him by the neck, lift him up, slam him down, and punch him in the solar plexus. When he's lying there gasping for breath and trying not to spew his guts up, tell him about how it's rude to run up behind someone and hit them over the back of the head with a skateboard. If he has his skateboard, take it and proceed to smash it to pieces in front of him. Next time you see the lanky bastard, just walk up to them casually, as your walking through them, let loose a volley of quick jabs into the stomach, and as he goes down, a few to the head. Grap the other turd and give him the hardest slap across his face and make him the bitch his is. Hopefully they will learn not to fuck with you.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 03:58 AM

You should also stick your boot in front of some random skater bitch, and when he flies forward onto the pavement, tell him to get a bike, this would've never happened.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 04:07 AM

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You should also stick your boot in front of some random skater bitch, and when he flies forward onto the pavement, tell him to get a bike, this would've never happened.
I don't have anythng against saters in general as i said my cousins one, its just these 3 morons that are trying to start some little vendetta. hake:




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Default 01-23-2003, 04:47 AM

Well i was out walking the dog and sure enough i spot the runt on his school breaktime. Walked up from behind him and grabbed him by the throat against the wall. It actually scared me when i did grab him my hand went almost the whole way round his neck and i have pretty small\medium sized hands. ed:

Just asked him what was his problem and he starts crying saying the other 2 put him up to it. I have to admit this kid was skinny as fuck, i coulda lifted him off the ground with one hand and if i had hit him it probably woulda done him serious damage. Just told him to tell the others if they want to do anything about their board they can come see me.


I actually felt bad grabbing him at all, i dunno if he has a weight problem or what but he was virtually a walking skeleton. Not a bit of wonder he wears baggy clothers to cover it up but in his school uniform i seen how much of a runt he actually was.

So anyway i let him go without belting him as i could see he was virtually freaking out when i did grab him.


hake: Im too soft.




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Well i was out walking the dog and sure enough i spot the runt on his school breaktime. Walked up from behind him and grabbed him by the throat against the wall. It actually scared me when i did grab him my hand went almost the whole way round his neck and i have pretty small\medium sized hands. ed:

Just asked him what was his problem and he starts crying saying the other 2 put him up to it. I have to admit this kid was skinny as fuck, i coulda lifted him off the ground with one hand and if i had hit him it probably woulda done him serious damage. Just told him to tell the others if they want to do anything about their board they can come see me.


I actually felt bad grabbing him at all, i dunno if he has a weight problem or what but he was virtually a walking skeleton. Not a bit of wonder he wears baggy clothers to cover it up but in his school uniform i seen how much of a runt he actually was.

So anyway i let him go without belting him as i could see he was virtually freaking out when i did grab him.


hake: Im too soft.

hahaaha!
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 06:50 AM

Damn no video! D:
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 07:05 AM

Teheheh!

Get us the god damn video we want Gerard!

You must!
  
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Well i was out walking the dog and sure enough i spot the runt on his school breaktime. Walked up from behind him and grabbed him by the throat against the wall. It actually scared me when i did grab him my hand went almost the whole way round his neck and i have pretty small\medium sized hands. ed:

Just asked him what was his problem and he starts crying saying the other 2 put him up to it. I have to admit this kid was skinny as fuck, i coulda lifted him off the ground with one hand and if i had hit him it probably woulda done him serious damage. Just told him to tell the others if they want to do anything about their board they can come see me.


I actually felt bad grabbing him at all, i dunno if he has a weight problem or what but he was virtually a walking skeleton. Not a bit of wonder he wears baggy clothers to cover it up but in his school uniform i seen how much of a runt he actually was.

So anyway i let him go without belting him as i could see he was virtually freaking out when i did grab him.


hake: Im too soft.
Darth Vader comes to mind

"I'll ask you for the last time, where is the secret skater base?"
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 08:34 AM

[quote="Sgt Stryker":13338]
Darth Vader comes to mind

"I'll ask you for the last time, where is the secret skater base?"[/quote:13338]


lmao!!!! The best thing you can do to these guys is just act fuckin crazy. Next time you see them walk up like nothing happened and start talking to them like your their best freind. Keep your eyes wide open and stare intently at them as you do it though. Now that will make them a bunch of paranoid asses and litterally scae this shit outta them. As you walk away you may hear "What is he up to?" or "Man, I don't like this." Good example, I was watching some movie the other day with the gf, and these bookies were about to beat the crap outta this guy. He loked right in the leader of the bookie's eyes and said "You wanna kick my ass? Noone can kick my ass like I do.." and proceeded to smash his hand thru a car window and put his own head thru a plate glass window. The bookies just stood there looking at each other as he passed out like "WTF!!!!!" Bet they never bothered him again.
  
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Default 01-23-2003, 09:22 AM

Walk up to the tall guy or whoever the ring leader is and without saying a word proceed to beat him in the face with a small blunt object, (like the butt of a gun, but dont use a gun) Something along the lines of goodfellas, when Henry walks up to barry, the guy who tried to take advantage of karen, and just smashes his face in with his gun. His friends didnt try anything after that and neither did he.
  
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