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Default 03-28-2005, 02:13 PM

the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 02:17 PM

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the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich
Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 02:25 PM

the Queens got enough bling & has cement lions outside her house, but shes far too posh to be a Chav, Chavs gotta av da accent bruv innit
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 04:35 PM

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the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich
Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?
Explain to me again, becuase your from New Zealand and I'm having a hard time understanding why you have the right to talk about it but us "uninformed Americans" have no right to?
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 04:51 PM

[quote="$p!k3":bccfa]
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the royal family is useless, just a bunch of figure heads with no real power. They're like chavs, but rich
Who the fuck are you again? Oh that's right. Some useless fucktard who doesn't think before he posts.

Did you not read the posts before explaining their usefulness to you uninformed americans?
Explain to me again, becuase your from New Zealand and I'm having a hard time understanding why you have the right to talk about it but us "uninformed Americans" have no right to?[/quote:bccfa]

oOo: calmdown:
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 05:08 PM

LMAO


OK, a long time ago in a place called England a big, old, sailing ship called HMS Endeavour & commanded by some chap called Captain Cook set off to find new lands in the name of the most revered & glorious King George III.

The ship sailed all away across the world to an Island the Dutch had been visiting & navigated & explored the area a little more, then Captain Cook thought it was rather good & claimed the land for Blighty.

The area was then colonised by British sailors & anyone looking for adventure & promise in new lands. I believe some of the more naughty people were sent to another island a little further to the South West. They ended up going down there at the end of a sentence, which is probably why their sires tend to rise up in pitch at the end of theirs biggrin: j/k.

A couple of centuries later this little island becomes inhabited to quite an extent by ex brits & they start to take on their own form of government & style whilst still retaining some links to the old land & valiantly lend aid & support to them in times of need. Once the island moves into more modern times it begins to stand up on its own two feet, gains independence but still retains some of the old links in the form of an international organisation known as the 'Commonwealth'.

Old England, being a famous maritime power tried to do this in a number of places, and in many of them it succeeded, but in one particular place in North America the locals were rather rowdy one day & said some nasty thing about the King & taxes & even threw some snowballs at some soldiers & dumped tea in a river. The King got pissed off & sent the army over to tell these colonial rebels to stfu, but with the help of the French & Dutch & Spanish &tc these little upstarts managed to fight an effective guerilla war against people dressed in redcoats. The Brits were obviously weaker in this climate due to lack of tea & decided it was best to go home & have a nice cruise & destroy a few French ships along the way, so they called it a day at Yorktown. Ever since then this place has been excluded from Englands little gang because they didn't like the idea of having a King or ties with the old world. Nevertheless, we forgave the rebels for dumping tea & they seemed to get used to sipping coffee so we resumed trade with them & had a fairly close & happy history other than the time they tried to take over a big ol white place to the North & we had to burn down a white house or something & then there was Suez but its better we dont go there.

Hope this explains a thing or two,

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Default 03-28-2005, 06:07 PM

england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..


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Default 03-28-2005, 06:08 PM

again the ignorance comes into view sleeping:


  
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Default 03-28-2005, 06:10 PM

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england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..
so america basically wipes out england...then becomes the next hitler.


  
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Default 03-28-2005, 06:13 PM

But America gets a cool theme song and a wicked looking helmet.
  
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Default 03-28-2005, 06:14 PM

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england is like the jedi and america is Anikan to put it to some of your levels..
so america basically wipes out england...then becomes the next hitler.
already on our way


  
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But America gets a cool theme song and a wicked looking helmet.
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Default 03-28-2005, 06:15 PM

Both America and the UK blow asshole. The world has shittified itsself, save the virgin rainforest and shit.

The entire planet has become one attention-whoring shithole, in which no-one has respect for any basic rules.


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Default 03-28-2005, 06:15 PM

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Both America and the UK blow asshole. The world has shittified itsself, save the virgin rainforest and shit.

The entire planet has become one attention-whoring shithole, in which no-one has respect for any basic rules.


GO FEENGR A PLAHTEEPOOS.1!
Scotland is much cooler than England.


  
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Scotland is much cooler than England.


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