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Default 04-07-2005, 01:30 PM

May 5th...Denmark trip...can't wait any longer...


  
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I havent masturbated in over a week...
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 02:42 PM

Welcome to masturbators-anonymous, I'll be your counselour Jack Mehoff... oOo: bbuhhhhhhhhh



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Default 04-07-2005, 03:55 PM

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Default 04-07-2005, 04:10 PM

soccer practice sucks... spank:
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 04:51 PM

my balls does itchy itchy


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Default 04-07-2005, 06:08 PM

im smoking weed, is that legal kids?


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me wants to shave dreadhead's head.
  
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Default 04-07-2005, 06:17 PM

I wish my girlfriend was short enough to give me head while she is standing.


  
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Default 04-07-2005, 06:18 PM

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Default 04-07-2005, 06:19 PM

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cut her at the knees, you should be a pro at this by now.
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Default 04-07-2005, 07:10 PM

athletics make me tired



  
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Default 04-07-2005, 07:12 PM

I like it when the red water comes out.



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