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Default 09-15-2005, 09:46 PM

[quote="TGB!":902f8]She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.
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Shes a whore because...well shes just a whore pure and simple no need to elaborate. She didnt want the stress of pushing a baby out so she had it cut out instead. And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:11 PM

[quote:2498f]saying that giving birth the natural way makes the mother appreciate the child more.[/quote:2498f]

My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins.

[quote:2498f]Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat .[/quote:2498f]

Poor job attemptin to insult me ma'm - you fucking doof (heh - doof) -

[quote:2498f]Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's house and find someone like that.[/quote:2498f]

Lol - if thats what waiting in the real world - can just break the knob on the basement door. . .

Move on lil man - you took something personal you shouldnt have and are now crying like a lil punk - idiot.

[quote:2498f]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:2498f]

Id still hit it -
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:13 PM

[quote="TGB!":41a7b][quote:41a7b]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:41a7b]

Id still hit it -
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:15 PM

"My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins." i see what you mean. i sort of understand what my sister meant, but honestly didn't make sense to me. something like that shouldn't affect how you end up raising/loving your child and shouldn't be so controversial. and yeah, she's rich so i'm sure she'll have it all covered up...the scars.


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:18 PM

[quote="TGB!":06a36][quote=Nyck]
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She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.
Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:06a36]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?[/quote:06a36]

Funnist few posts in a row ive ever seen. rofl!


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:42 PM

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.Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat... blah blah...

ooo look he hit a nerve. God damn right you did you mother fucker, Im sick and fucking tired of people insulting my wife. Is she overweight, yea. Do I give a fuck...no because I love her and she is a terrific person. Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's ... blah blah blah
Because in this life, if you dont find someone to "love" your a horrible person who doesnt deserve to live. Frankly id rather be alone than trapped in orbit around a small moon.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:44 PM

[img]http://i-j-t.com/charactersSW/ObiWan/obi-wan.jpg[/img]
"That's no moon"
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:10 PM

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Default 09-15-2005, 11:26 PM

omfg im gonna have to lock this in a min.


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:28 PM

die britney spears

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Default 09-15-2005, 11:29 PM

[quote="dr nein":0df0a]die britney spears

there, back on topic[/quote:0df0a]

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Default 09-15-2005, 11:43 PM

[quote="TGB!":26003][quote:26003]saying that giving birth the natural way makes the mother appreciate the child more.[/quote:26003]

My mother just wasnt going to go through it for the third time - not after the first set of twins.

[quote:26003]Great job insulting my wife you fucking twat .[/quote:26003]

Poor job attemptin to insult me ma'm - you fucking doof (heh - doof) -

[quote:26003]Maybe someday you might move out of your momma's house and find someone like that.[/quote:26003]

Lol - if thats what waiting in the real world - can just break the knob on the basement door. . .

Move on lil man - you took something personal you shouldnt have and are now crying like a lil punk - idiot.

[quote:26003]And now she will have scars all over her stomach from it.[/quote:26003]

Id still hit it -
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- My Mom has had 4 kids.. No C Section & NO Drugs of any kind.

- How is she a slut ? Do you really have to ask such a stupid question ?
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 12:12 AM

[quote="TGB!":c0d60][quote=Nyck]
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She's a whore - because?

My mother had a C-Section. . .kindly go fuck yourselves.
Thats understandable with that huge fucking head of yours.

I am sure however that your mom did try a natural vaginal birth but your watermelon sized head proved to be too huge of an obstacle and prevented it. She however probably didn't go in and say Doc just cut that motherfucker out...I don't want to go through labor.

Now then find your said mother and attempt to climb back into the womb thanks.[/quote:c0d60]

No C-Section for you folks then. . .I'm sure the Wide Vagina on Ol Betsy (read: your wife) is big enough to slip a Buick through (your choice of year). . .seriously though - when hitting it from behind do you every have to pull out a map to figure out where the fuck you are on that land-mass?[/quote:c0d60]
LMFAOOOOOOO


PS - my mom had to have a C-Section because she was in mortal danger.

So yeah, go fuck yourselves, especially that bitch that Stammer calls mommy. eek:
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 12:49 AM

Nicely done everyone. You made me laugh at length. beer:
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 01:45 AM

Nycks wife makes me look like fuckin hasselhoff..... as does nyck. I once saw a tee shirt in greece, it was a fat guy and a fat girl trying to get it on, and the caption said "Mission: Impossible". Ever get that, Ebaum?
  
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