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Forum: Offtopic 04-23-2006, 07:10 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 674,286
Posted By Kraut Killer
The cuffed pants are awesome and you know it...

The cuffed pants are awesome and you know it...
Forum: Offtopic 04-23-2006, 04:25 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 1,139,027
Posted By Kraut Killer
Two Ton Paper Weight - Pyschostick

Two Ton Paper Weight - Pyschostick
Forum: Offtopic 04-23-2006, 03:33 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 674,286
Posted By Kraut Killer
The reprehensible Kraut Killer and his bomb ass...

The reprehensible Kraut Killer and his bomb ass car...
http://myspace-804.vo.llnwd.net/00680/40/80/680500804_l.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 04-22-2006, 05:35 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 174
Posted By Kraut Killer
I thought it was actually a very good movie,...

I thought it was actually a very good movie, exceptional as far as video game movies go. It was able to keep monster and character and world design without getting really campy and, for lack of a...
Forum: Offtopic 02-12-2006, 08:22 AM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 1,139,027
Posted By Kraut Killer
Galaxy 500 - Reverend Horton Heat

Galaxy 500 - Reverend Horton Heat
Forum: Offtopic 02-10-2006, 02:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 92
Posted By Kraut Killer
http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jul2004/2004072705...

http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jul2004/2004072705b.jpg
I have the boots the 2010 guy is wearing. They told us we weren't allowed to wear them in Afghanistan. Which is bullshit because those mother...
Forum: Offtopic 02-05-2006, 12:31 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 68
Posted By Kraut Killer
No, i can't take it easy. it was hot. all i...

No, i can't take it easy. it was hot. all i wanted to do was be comfortable. and they were all like, "NO! bad joe! how dare you try to be comfortable" it's BULLSHIT!
Forum: Offtopic 02-05-2006, 08:23 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 68
Posted By Kraut Killer
Fuckin mp's... i hate mp's. and that's fuckin...

Fuckin mp's... i hate mp's. and that's fuckin bullshit that they got to ride around with just t-shirts under their iba's... i got yelled at for just rolling up my sleeves. it's bullshit i tells ya......
Forum: Offtopic 02-04-2006, 11:29 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 111
Posted By Kraut Killer
The only reason I came on here drunk was because...

The only reason I came on here drunk was because when i got off of work, last call had already happen, i wasn't tired, and i had beer... put that all together and it's bored drunk on the internet.
Forum: Offtopic 02-04-2006, 02:24 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 111
Posted By Kraut Killer
i was apleeep when theyt cllaed me. then i...

i was apleeep when theyt cllaed me. then i decidede to get drunk after formatoin. bad idea. now i'm not tireed. and i'm ju8ist poesting stupid shit heree and on mypspce.
ps.s. coleman, thatn...
Forum: Offtopic 02-04-2006, 02:03 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 73
Posted By Kraut Killer
theuy qwouwldcd , uh would haveb made asw batter...

theuy qwouwldcd , uh would haveb made asw batter ifit invovled makihng nthe prisoneres eat babies.
Forum: Offtopic 02-04-2006, 02:01 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 111
Posted By Kraut Killer
i'm surprised that i knew hoew tpe spell my name for this sh

hey, guwesss who's druhnk right now? that's right... i am. my company got called in bwevausre, because... that's howr to spell it right? because someone got a dui. we got off at arounfdd two in the...
Forum: Offtopic 02-03-2006, 01:35 PM
Replies: 342
Views: 5,674
Posted By Kraut Killer
You know what they say about big hands... you...

You know what they say about big hands...
you work them too much. i think that's just the uniform. my hands don't look that big to me.
Forum: Offtopic 02-03-2006, 10:46 AM
Replies: 342
Views: 5,674
Posted By Kraut Killer
Because I'm fucking airborne. ...

Because I'm fucking airborne.
http://myspace-605.vo.llnwd.net/00474/50/60/474880605_l.jpg
Forum: Offtopic 02-03-2006, 06:30 AM
Replies: 342
Views: 5,674
Posted By Kraut Killer
When do we wear our combat boots with class A's?...

When do we wear our combat boots with class A's? Paratroopers, like myself, wear highly polished jump boots, and the only people that wear jump boots as combat boots are fucking POG's. Milla... don't...
Forum: Offtopic 01-28-2006, 03:31 PM
Replies: 12,307
Views: 674,286
Posted By Kraut Killer
I may be a little late, but what's with the...

I may be a little late, but what's with the pretty blue uniforms being posted ?
Forum: Offtopic 11-30-2005, 07:28 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 1,139,027
Posted By Kraut Killer
Bales of Cocaine - The Reverend Horton Heat

Bales of Cocaine - The Reverend Horton Heat
Forum: Offtopic 11-30-2005, 06:02 AM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 1,139,027
Posted By Kraut Killer
Five-O Ford - The Reverend Horton Heat

Five-O Ford - The Reverend Horton Heat
Forum: Offtopic 11-14-2005, 11:40 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 137
Posted By Kraut Killer
i didn't kill anyone, i did shoot at them though....

i didn't kill anyone, i did shoot at them though. but afghani's are the type to shoot and run away. not that i got into any massive firefight's or anything super cool. moments of contact were few and...
Forum: Offtopic 11-14-2005, 12:46 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 137
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm wearing it, it's digital too.

I'm wearing it, it's digital too.
Forum: Offtopic 11-14-2005, 12:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 202
Posted By Kraut Killer
smart enough to stay out of iraq? i don't know...

smart enough to stay out of iraq? i don't know about all that, but i saw a shitload of canadians in afghanistan.
Forum: Offtopic 11-14-2005, 12:21 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 137
Posted By Kraut Killer
Hello kiddies... i'm back.

that's right, after the wonderful time i had in beautiful sunny afghanistan, i have returned for more stupidity. i'll give youse guys more info, and pitchurs, when i have more time... but for now, on...
Forum: Offtopic 11-14-2005, 12:11 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 202
Posted By Kraut Killer
I'm a combat vet now!

I'm a combat vet now!
Forum: Offtopic 07-11-2005, 07:05 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 324
Posted By Kraut Killer
Well... I'm going to war.

That's right kiddies, no jokes... no stupid random ass poll. Just my saying that.
I leave in a few days, and uh... well, that's all I can really say. I'll be gone for a few months, it's supposed to...
Forum: Offtopic 07-07-2005, 02:38 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 208
Posted By Kraut Killer
See, here's the thing... the moon landings were...

See, here's the thing... the moon landings were faked, and I have irrefutable (sp?) proof that they were. I was the one that landed on the moon. NASA was all pissed off that a drunk guy with a...
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