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Forum: Offtopic 09-15-2004, 07:58 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 838
Posted By Albow0001
Sorry bro, actually went back a page and still...

Sorry bro, actually went back a page and still didn't see it

It *JUST* showed up on the official totalwar.com website so i figured, well it seems new enough. Plus i'm literally jizzing. And...
Forum: Offtopic 09-15-2004, 07:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 838
Posted By Albow0001
OMFGWTFHAX!!! Rome Total War goes GOLD

[url:2d01c]http://www.totalwar.com[/url:2d01c] , Motherfuckers.


rock:
Forum: Offtopic 09-13-2004, 01:31 AM
Replies: 91
Views: 3,837
Posted By Albow0001
Fucking idiot, the point of the last 5 pages was...

Fucking idiot, the point of the last 5 pages was to prove that terrorists DIDN'T do it, and that the country you're bonding under could very well have been responsible.
Sorry, i just hate seeing...
Forum: Offtopic 09-12-2004, 02:27 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 784
Posted By Albow0001
I signed up for the Mili'shwa (anyone near Oshawa...

I signed up for the Mili'shwa (anyone near Oshawa gets this)

We fight by....well we don't fight. We get stoned, really stoned, and then hit on catholic schoolgirls.

Thats about it.
Forum: Offtopic 09-09-2004, 10:33 PM
Replies: 23,411
Views: 4,049,124
Posted By Albow0001
Ennio Morricone: From man to man . Its, it's...

Ennio Morricone: From man to man .

Its, it's great. FIND IT, mother fucker
Forum: Offtopic 09-09-2004, 10:09 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,618
Posted By Albow0001
I want candy, bubble gum and taffy Skip to the...

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved cuz I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
(...)
Do...
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2004, 01:51 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,473
Posted By Albow0001
Well i was under the impression that biker chicks...

Well i was under the impression that biker chicks can't feel a thing in their ass anymore anyways, so...
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2004, 12:28 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
BTW: To Buckfuck and Fireal both, i send very...

BTW: To Buckfuck and Fireal both, i send very heartfelt thanks...

I work in a film course at school, and i'm constantly taking anything over 5 meg in on a cd just so i can add it to the production...
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2004, 12:24 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
LOL my god, the stfu in amidst the 1's knocked my...

LOL my god, the stfu in amidst the 1's knocked my fucking socks off
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2004, 12:08 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
Well aren't you all just so polite... So, i...

Well aren't you all just so polite...

So, i spam you a gig of me naked with adult diapers lying around now, right?
Forum: Offtopic 09-06-2004, 12:03 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
K, obviously i'm too noob for this, i'll try yet...

K, obviously i'm too noob for this, i'll try yet again...

AlbowCa@yahoo.com

(Edit: There we go! the email wasn't showing up when i edited...weird)
Forum: Offtopic 09-05-2004, 11:57 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
Buckweed, my balls are at your service

Buckweed, my balls are at your service
Forum: Offtopic 09-05-2004, 11:19 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,379
Posted By Albow0001
Oooo Oooo oooo i want one! Where do i have...

Oooo Oooo oooo i want one!

Where do i have to apply (my lips)?
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2004, 05:02 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,279
Posted By Albow0001
I personally would like to blame the Simpsons for...

I personally would like to blame the Simpsons for introducing randomized insanity into popular culture....
As funny as that sounds, really, look how many kids decide to act dumb just because its...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2004, 01:41 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,279
Posted By Albow0001
Ahhhh but nothing you take the time to do is a...

Ahhhh but nothing you take the time to do is a waste tiny-palms... besides, i think all these retards are a little above the cut anyways, and i figured that anything with more than 50 words in it...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2004, 12:54 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,279
Posted By Albow0001
http://www.info.gov.hk/cad/images/nail%20clipper%2...

http://www.info.gov.hk/cad/images/nail%20clipper%20less%20than%206cm.jpg


OooOoooooo Goddamn... look how big and hard that mofo is
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2004, 12:52 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,279
Posted By Albow0001
maybe you're burned out because you sucked a big...

maybe you're burned out because you sucked a big nigger dick and then stuck your thumb up your butt...
Forum: Offtopic 09-02-2004, 12:42 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,279
Posted By Albow0001
Maybe i'm crazy...

Just reading posts like "Youth today" and shit on the board...

As always a fan of history (Rome Total War in September, baby!), i like to think it gives us something of a gateway look into our...
Forum: Offtopic 08-30-2004, 11:04 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,155
Posted By Albow0001
LOL fuck you miller, if you would fucking get on...

LOL fuck you miller, if you would fucking get on MSN...


Which reminds me, has anyone seen http://www.newgrounds.com before? It's got like, all sorts of movies.
Forum: Offtopic 08-30-2004, 12:24 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 687
Posted By Albow0001
http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/chinapwn.jpg...

http://www.movv.com/prvupload/uploads/chinapwn.jpg


(edit: I need learn intraweb)
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2004, 11:22 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,155
Posted By Albow0001
Hey, i'll let it be known that i whole-heartedly...

Hey, i'll let it be known that i whole-heartedly support the frenchman....

If not for witty remarks (despite an obvious amount of pent-up aggression released on people who really don't want or...
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2004, 03:19 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 911
Posted By Albow0001
Honestly, i think the question is: Who...

Honestly, i think the question is:

Who hasn't done that?
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2004, 03:12 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,155
Posted By Albow0001
Haaaaaaaa the guy who plays Jean-luc Picard...

Haaaaaaaa the guy who plays Jean-luc Picard walked into a fucking wall and broke his nose, he had to go in for emergency angioplasty.

So he cancelled going to the Toronto Sci-Fi con.

Thats my...
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2004, 03:33 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 780
Posted By Albow0001
Lets see, quick recap... In the last 6...

Lets see, quick recap...

In the last 6 months i've bought:

A gamecube (about 149 before tax i think)
2 games for the GC totalling 85 dollars and tax
Splinter Cell
RtcW
Doom 3
SW: KotOR
Forum: Offtopic 08-29-2004, 02:55 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,155
Posted By Albow0001
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f808c]It was a balmy summer...

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":f808c]It was a balmy summer evening, the sweat was literally dripping from my meatus. I donned my newly acquired golf attire and collected my golf bag from the cupboard behind...
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