[Albow0001]

I want candy, bubble gum and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved cuz I'm a sugar daddy
I'm her Hugh Cronyn she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
(...)
Do it to your daddy, embarass your own family
Just 'cause you came in front of a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
I don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
I'll make a hyperactive juice that only I can produce
To bore a giant drill straight into hell
Realeasin' ancient demons from a sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the Earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills that MC P Pants created
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo here's the address
It's six, one-two, Wharf Avenue
Six, one-two, Wharf Avenue

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