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Even blonde jokes are funnierthan that pic:


My wife, who is blonde (just in case you couldn't guess), came
running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!
I thought oh what the heck and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!".
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was
ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed
her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you
mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit
and both tests came out positive!"