[Bazooka_Joe]

Hmm. . .nope, that didn't do much for it either. That's the type of humor Sclass would have, man.

[mrangry]

BWAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!

[Old Reliable]

ah, good ole grade school humor with retard language...hilarious combination

[Innoxx]

Even blonde jokes are funnierthan that pic:


My wife, who is blonde (just in case you couldn't guess), came
running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!
I thought oh what the heck and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!".
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was
ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed
her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you
mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit
and both tests came out positive!"

[Ferich]

Originally Posted by Innoxx

Even blonde jokes are funnierthan that pic:


My wife, who is blonde (just in case you couldn't guess), came
running up to me in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy!
I thought oh what the heck and I starting jumping up and down
along with her.
When she said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!".
I said, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the
jumping up and down, when she told me that she was pregnant! I was
ecstatic! We had been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed
her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"
Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more." I asked, "What do you
mean 'more'?"
She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!"
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant,
I asked her how she knew. She said, "Well, that was the easy part.
I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit
and both tests came out positive!"

lol....That's Gold compared to that picture.

[Innoxx]

Another one that's better than that pic:

The old Cherokee chief sat in his reservation hut, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the two US
government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for many generations, you
have seen his wars and his products, you have seen all his progress, and all his problems."

The chief nodded. The official continued, "Considering recent events, in your opinion, where has the
white man gone wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied.

"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.

* No taxes.

* No debt.

* Plenty buffalo

* Plenty beaver

* Women did the work

* Medicine man free

* Indian men hunted and fished all the time..."

The chief smiled, and added quietly, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like
that."

[Ferich]

Lol. Here's another better one, Corny as hell though.


Out in the Desert, in the middle of nowere there was a French Army Post. The new Captain to be stationed there arrived on Monday. He toured the Post with a Sergeant from the Post.

"Wow, looks great," the Captain said. "So, um, what's with that camel chained up over there with a stoll behind it?"

"Oh, that's for when the Soldiers get..you know..Horny...," the Sergeant replied as he pointed towards the Camel.

"Well, whatever..as long as it keeps morale up."


By the middle of the Next week, the Captain began to feel the normal urges for Sex. So he got up out of his chair, ran outside, jumped onto the stoll behind the camel, dropped his pants and began going at it. Once he was finished he pulled his pants up and walked over to the Sergeant who was standing near by.

"Wow, that was great,it sure raised my morale" the Captain said.

"Well..the soldiers usually use the Camel to ride into town to pick up prostitutes..."

[Innoxx]

HAW! That's gold!

[Eight Ace]

There's this girl in a coma in hospital and while her privates are being
washed, her monitoring equipment shows signs of activity. The Doctors
are very hopeful and tell her boyfriend that a little oral sex may just
stimulate her into conciousness. He goes into the room and they watch the
equipment....suddenly she flatlines, she's gone. The guy comes out and
says "well, that didn't work, she done choked!" hake:





Bonus Blonde Joke: A Blonde is standing by the river when she sees
another Blonde on the opposite bank.."How do I get to the other side?"
yells the second Blonde. The first Blonde looks upstream, then downstream,
then yells "You're already on the other side!".

[JBird]

Originally Posted by Noctis

This had to have its own thread.

[img]http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/joedolfina.jpg[/img]

I give you, Joedolfina.

Hilarious eek:

[geRV]

To be honest i still don't get the original pic even with the explanation. cry:

[mrangry]

65.5 thousand posts

that's a lot you know

[geRV]

Originally Posted by mrangry

65.5 thousand posts

that's a lot you know

No scheissen. cool: