[Maplegyver]

durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
gerard pmd me with some tips but honesty sanpaper rips skin cuss:

[ninty]

lube

[bukdez]

sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

[Madmartagen]

Originally Posted by bukdez

sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

happy:

[Bullitt]

Originally Posted by bukdez

sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

or you could do it the other way around and make it feel like your giving a stranger a handjob

[SW-14]

Originally Posted by bukdez

sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....

rofl

[Vance]

But you can't control your hand when it's asleep... mwah:

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by maple

durr i have this dick and i dunno what to do with it.
gerard pmd me with some tips but honesty sanpaper rips skin cuss:

Lube up an old Toilet Paper tube and go to town...do this while you look at your self flexing in the mirror ala Bateman

[Miscguy]

Hmmm.. less flames, and more serious replies than the "how do i get her horny" thread.


Why am i not suprized by this?

[Pyro]

Gerard and his sandpaper...he's a tuff man.

[Fireal]

I recomend a bananna peel placed in the microwave for 10 seconds as a good sensual experiance.

[Maplegyver]

well im sitting here with a joystick up my ass sitting on one hand and masturbating with a bannana...
APRIL FOOLS!!!!!11

[Fireal]

Try the banana, it works good.

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by DonJuan

Try the banana, it works good.

I prefer buttering bread...microwave for 20 seconds...stroke the bone

[Unknown_Sniper]

if ya'll can fit in a toilet paper rool you must be small oOo: as for this topic. well dude its called porn and lots of it. not pictures videos. especially of girls moaning and groaning ed: