[Nyck]

got this from another forum... I think tis' funny...
29 no no's for gamers over 30


- Participate in LAN parties with minors

- Quit your job to pursue a pro-gaming career

- Start a Star Wars themed PC case mod in the living room

- Ever use the jargon OMG, BBQ and WTF together in the same phrase

- Pirate games - shouldn't you have an income by now?

- Find the idea of teamkilling funny

- Choose a female avatar so that you can try to upskirt her

- Refuse to play games that are rated lower than mature

- Tea-bag a downed opponent in Halo 2

- Play any game with Princess Toadstool in it

- Choose a gamer handle including any form of the words "hell," "killer," "death," or "-inator"

- Yell "pwnt" in a public virtual space

- Play a female character in an MMOG in order to troll for "Crying Game" victims

- Disconnect when losing at Starcraft or any other RTS

- Ninja loot

- Get your gaming news from a print publication

- Replace the letter S with a dollar sign when writing Microsoft, Sony, or PlayStation

- Live in your parents' basement to support a gaming habit

- Break mice in a fit of rage after being served in an FPS game

- Try to win an argument in a gaming forum

- Pretend that movies like Doom and Tomb Raider are anything but crap

- Carry softcore anime porn on your PSP to show the guys at work

- Hadoken someone as a greeting, complete with hand motions and sound effects

- Play competitively against anyone under the age of 10

- Read or write fanfiction

- Yell or type, "Laggg" when losing an online game

- Bogart the controller

- Work at GameStop "just for the discount"

- Type liek JeffK

LOL @ Hadoken