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Default 07-29-2004, 07:59 PM

meh, I just tuck it down and forget about it
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:17 PM

I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:23 PM

if you cant pee with a b0n0r pee in the bathtub
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:37 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":f3ff9]I don't mind a morning stiffy in bed, but I get wood
at the bus stop now...fucken daylight saving. annoy:[/quote:f3ff9]

lmao...
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:41 PM

I think about cricket.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:42 PM

I can piss after jerking it, it's a little bid harder to do though, plus it feels really good happy:
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:47 PM

i dont have morning wood because i wake up in the afternoon.


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:50 PM

Quote:
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meh, I just tuck it down and forget about it
tuck and duck! only up.


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:51 PM

wtf...why the hell do all of you have freakin boners when you wake up? That happened to me when I was about 13...but not now...


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:56 PM

someone has no sex drive.....
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:57 PM

[quote="Sergeant_Scrotum":2f034]someone has no sex drive.....[/quote:2f034] rolleyes: wasn't that funny


  
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Default 07-29-2004, 08:58 PM

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i dont have morning wood because i wake up in the afternoon.
i got up at around 3 pm today, so same here... sorry "afternoon wood" for me.
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 10:04 PM

Heh. Anyone experiemented with ... er.. lubricants? (soap) Good god. Its like pissing fire. Its a nasty suprise, really. Its all good, and getting better, then suddenly there is pain.. so much pain...
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 10:05 PM

how do i increase sex drive?
  
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Default 07-29-2004, 10:10 PM

buck talking about dick don't he?

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