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Default Caught Red Handed? - 09-09-2005, 06:59 PM

My cat caught me jackin off the other day...

Have any of you dudes and dudettes ever been caught out in a sticky situation? Like literally with your pants down....? Or with another lady/dude that you shouldn't be with?

Tell me as I want some stories to thump my love pump too....
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:01 PM

Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:07 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":8bead]Ewwww....you were touching you're weenie???? YUUUUUUCCCK.[/quote:8bead]

Yeh It's a nasty habit you end up with after you go through puberty

p.s hang in there, youll love it wen u cn do it too happy:
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:09 PM

I just had my first experience. Hold on, Im coming back with pics.
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:15 PM

Nope havn't been caught like that.
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:16 PM

I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.
  
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Default 09-09-2005, 07:27 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":e6fae]I got caught with my hand in my pants while on the bed, but never full blown. I tend to be really secretive about it. I dont whip it out just because it happens to be hard.[/quote:e6fae]

SELF CONTROL FTWWWWWWWWW

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Default 09-09-2005, 07:54 PM

LOCT due to hi-jacking and hand jacking.


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Default 09-10-2005, 12:33 AM

This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.


  
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:36 AM

my sister walked in on me whacking off to some asian pr0n. on my gfs 18th bday, a cop busted us shagging in the back seat of my car. he lectured us and told us to gtfo.
  
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my sister walked in on me whacking off to some asian pr0n. on my gfs 18th bday, a cop busted us shagging in the back seat of my car. he lectured us and told us to gtfo.
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Default 09-10-2005, 12:38 AM

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This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.
Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.
  
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Default 09-10-2005, 01:43 AM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":99f15]
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This thread is to funny to lock arkan ,i just deleted the bull shit.

I got caught getting a BJ with my dog just sitting there staring at me, i was kinda feeling bad at first cause its the family dog, and he was just tainted wathcing me get blown. Than he walked over from the other side of the bed and tried to sniff my penis but my gf shoed him away. rofl, keep this going, its funny.
Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it. She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.[/quote:99f15]let her you'll enjoy it
  
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[quote=Bullitt]
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Rolf, my dog does the same. She likes to sleep in my room, and on weekends I usually the start the day off with a bang by wanking it.
She stares at me, and sniffs endlessly, trying to get her nose under the covers.
let her you'll enjoy it[/quote:f988d]
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Default 09-10-2005, 11:24 AM

i've been caught once rock:


Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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