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Default Georgie needs a wee-wee - 09-15-2005, 04:17 PM

[url=http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4249646.stm:b80b1]Link...[/url:b80b1]


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Bush 'caught short' at UN summit

It's a situation anyone could find themselves in - having to answer the call of nature in the middle of an important meeting.

But when you are the US president, at a gathering of more than 150 world leaders, it is even more tricky.

While talk at the UN world summit was focused on terrorism and internal reform, George W Bush appeared to have been caught short.

And, he is said to have turned to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for advice.

"I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?" a Reuters news agency photographer caught him writing in a note to Ms Rice.

The photograph, and Mr Bush's apparent request for permission to pee, has been the subject of discussion on a number of satirical websites.

President Bush was among monarchs, presidents and prime ministers for the opening of the three-day summit, marking the 60th anniversary of the UN.

In a speech, he urged the UN to pursue meaningful reforms to allow it to meet modern challenges and said the US was committed to helping overcome poverty.

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Default 09-15-2005, 04:24 PM

lol, ive been there.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 04:25 PM

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Default 09-15-2005, 04:27 PM

God, i hate having to take a pee (and more harsher, a shit) when im doing something i can't possibly have a choice to do it,


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 05:04 PM

they talked about this on the radio on the ride home. had people call in with stories where they had to go @ unconvienient times.


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Default 09-15-2005, 05:32 PM

Whats the big deal? So he had to take a leak?


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Default 09-15-2005, 05:50 PM

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Default 09-15-2005, 05:55 PM

Last year for the November ceremonies, Brit version of Veterans Day, I was in the guard of honour for the Royal Navy. I had the whole funky uniform with a big black coat & white garters & a sa-80 with bayonet. We were marched to a huge WW1/2 memorial on a hillside & we had to present arms & wait for 10 minutes or so in respect to the fallen. Everyone was there, the press, admirals, veterans, the mayor & all these really really important people. I was in the centre of this guard of honour, there were only about 8 of us & OMG, did I have to pea! oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo: oOo:

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I remember thinking to myself "OMFG im gonna piss my pants right infront of all these admirals and the fukin news cameras and the veterans, I can see the headlines now, Sailor pisses his pants on memorial day!"

Needless to say, I haven't taken part in any marching or ceremonies since that put me off big time rolleyes: I managed to just about get through it tho, I was shakin quite a bit, I just fixed my eyes dead ahead on the centre of the memorial & counted the time down.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 05:56 PM

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Whats the big deal? So he had to take a leak?
It's Bush, duhh.

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Default 09-15-2005, 06:10 PM

It woulda been funnier if he wrote:

Condi,
I gotta take a big greasy shit. Bad.

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Default 09-15-2005, 08:03 PM

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Whats the big deal? So he had to take a leak?
Who cares?

It's an excuse to talk about our urinating habits, and experiences of desperately needing to pee in a sticky situation.
It would have been just as funny if it were the pope writing a note to someone else or Tony Blair or any other world/religious leader asking permission to take a piss.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 09:29 PM

Its funny though, because everyone on other hate bush websites is probably like "omfg hes so immature!" or "hes such a dumbass"


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 10:24 PM

It's obviously a photoshopped republican propoganda photo, because we all know Bush can't read or write.
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 11:30 PM

I just find it funny he asked permission....
  
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