[Zoner]

A blonde sits next to me on the bus this morning. She notices that I'm reading today's paper and asks me if she could have the front section, which I had finished reading.

Shocked that she could read, I gladly gave her the paper. After a few minutes, she lets out a horrified gasp.

"Oh my god, that's horrible," the blonde exclaims.
"What's horrible?", I ask.
"This story. 'Four Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Raid," she reads.
"Wow, that is pretty bad," I reply.
Looking puzzled she adds, "How many is a 'brazilian' anyway?"


Baaa-dum-KSSSHHH! biggrin: