[Pvt.Pinhead]

This kept making me laugh:

You: Your a bitch!
FAQBot: You are a bitch, Private Pinhead!

You: I want to come on you!
FAQBot: You want to come on me? Ok. Continue please...

You: How old are you?
FAQBot: I am 20.
You: Really, well Im 2 years old
FAQBot: What are the advantages of being 2 years old?
You: I get to suck tits
FAQBot: You can suck breasts? Ok. Please continue...
You: Can I suck your tits?
FAQBot: Suck my tits? Hm... Sorry cant answer that now. Did you try to find your question in our faqs tree?

FAQBot: Ok... Continue please....
You: On what?
FAQBot: On me.

FAQBot: Well..
You: Well what?
FAQBot: Nothing I was trying to keep up our conversation ;-)

You: You are a loser
FAQBot: On the contrary, I am winning.

You: u r teh funneh
FAQBot: I am teh funneh...do you mind? (its hilarious how she says "Teh Funneh"!!)

You: Do you like girls?
FAQBot: I am heterosexual