[CoMaToSe]

I got a few

"Dont chew the Trojan Gum it tastes just like rubber"

"Save Russian Jews, Collect valuable prizes"

"Here I sit, I'm at a loss, trying to shit out Taco Sauce. I know Im going to drop a load, only hope I don't explode"

"My Mother made me a whore"
to which some1 replied
"If I supply the yarn, will she make me one?"

"Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin', giving birth to another Texan"

"Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a Maine State Trooper"

On a Ceiling:
"Dont look up here, You're pissing on your shoes"