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View Poll Results: What do I do?
Bang the milf again 9 60.00%
Forget her and go after someone who doens't have any baggage 6 40.00%
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Default 07-07-2006, 04:04 PM

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Why would you have to pay child support?
child support laws are different in Canada than they are in the US, you dont have to be married the person to pay child support in Canada if you break up with that person. depending on how long the relationship is and if the child see you as a father figure
lol, wtf? that fuckin sucks!
  
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Default 07-07-2006, 04:47 PM

It'll get more awkward for you, if you have a conscience and she is a half decent mother then
a child is not something you can just forget about, you'll be pumping away and see a cuddly toy
and get a soft-on, or you'll be sucking those nipples knowing it was the kids lunch rack not that long ago.
On the other hand if she's not a half decent mother, do you really want to aid and abiet her in that.

It's sad that these single mums often feel they have to put out straight away just for some company.
Still, if you are happy to see her as a piece of meat then go for it. rock:
  
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Default 07-07-2006, 04:49 PM

Dude dont ask this chick out again, you dont wanna get mixed up with a kid at your age


  
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Default 07-07-2006, 05:57 PM

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any tips for pissing on her chest with a boner?
just shove in as deep as you possibly can and let that urine fill her reproductive organs. should at least be good for a yeast infection or something of the sorts.


  
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Default 07-07-2006, 06:45 PM

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Ark i know what you sayin but what happens when the kid want's "uncle Ninty".

It's a bit awkward to not get sucked into that kinda stuff
I was hanging with an older girl who had 2 kids and they never wanted "Uncle Arkan". All you need to do is keep your distance from them. Don't join them for dinner every night. Pay her a visit when the kid is sleeping or when she has a sitter. A girl anchored down with her own responsibilities make the best buddies.

Oh, and Buck....you didn't fuck her because you're gay, you didn't fuck her because you were scared. Put yourself in the same situation 5 yrs from now. You'll be eating her ass!!


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Default 07-07-2006, 06:48 PM

/me looks forward to seeing Ninty dance on "yo not the daddy" on maury or springer lol.

No in all seriousness bud you need to get it straight with her from day 1. Is it mates ans a fuck or is she after more? Stuff like this has a habit of goin really sour really quick.
  
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Default 07-07-2006, 07:04 PM

I just laughed out loud at the 'pissing on her with a stiffy' replies, lmao.


But anyway, I've been in your situation and it really does mess with your head I admit.

I mean in Dallas with Mel a while back, I'm sure you recall heh, I remember sucking on her tits as she sat in her pc chair, me on my knees (building up picture) and I looked over her shoulder to see her daughter staring at me with the biggest 'stop biting my mom or i'll kill you' look on her face, ever.
She told her I was just examining mommy's chest and having a cuddle.........now that felt weird.

I don't know aboot the Canadian laws at all but I say just let her know what you want, tell her it's purely physical and that you're not looking for anything serious at the moment, I'm sure she'd understand.

If all else fails you're a good lookin d00d, you'll get more fresh fish from the sea. How old is she btw??


Just yesterday I had a date with a random girl I'd been talkin to online as I'd met her at work once so kept in touch, shes 30 but seems only about 23-24-ish age which was nice.....things progressed after watching Beetlejuice and then........

........[img]http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/7910/smallyo1yc.jpg[/img].....a few smoochies later, it went well


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Default 07-07-2006, 08:20 PM

im surprised theres no "fucker her up the shitter" posts by Arkan.
  
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Default 07-07-2006, 08:25 PM

Arkan is right.
  
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Default 07-08-2006, 04:06 AM

Bang the mom, eat the kid and say a black man stole it.
  
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