You're mothers teeth are so yellowish orange from smoking menthols and drinking coffee that she got a job at the Cheeto factory rubbing all the nuggets on her grill to color them and thats why you have internet access and that computer
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/