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Default 06-24-2004, 01:15 PM
probably used a penis pump before the shot
  
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Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People!
  
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[quote="Duke_of_Ray":5f8bf]Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People![/quote:5f8bf]

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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People!
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[quote="Duke_of_Ray":699ac][quote=Gerard]
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Im a SEXY French man! Nobody can be a sexy as us French Sexy People!
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MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN HURT![/quote:699ac]


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Whos John Holmes?
  
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[quote:58d71]John Holmes. The most precise measurement ever given for the length
of John Holmes' penis was 12.58 inches[/quote:58d71]
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 03:31 PM
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So let me get this straight. You're giving me a weird look for not knowing the length of another mans schlong? You sir, have cracked.
  
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John Holmes was a big (no pun intended) pr0n star in the early '70's. Ugly SOB too. I think he went to prison after a girl was murdered in his house. The story was that the police asked his neighbors if they heard anything. They said. "We heard some girl screaming." the police asked, "why didn't you call the police?!" The neighbor replied, "We always heard girls screaming in that house."
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 06:34 PM
If I had a HUGE dick i'd fight to keep it in the movie as well. C'mon, that's everyone's dream--getting your enormously large penis publicized.
  
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Coleman, the dick is staying out.....give it up biggrin:
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 06:41 PM
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Coleman, the dick is staying out.....give it up biggrin:
I'm am not a homosexual thank you very much (I love Judas...but that shouldn't make me gay. If anything that is heterosexual; that's another story).
  
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Default 06-24-2004, 10:40 PM
How else do you think Farell became a huge star? His acting?? HAH.

He fucked all the producers in the ass, and they were like "dear cocklin farell omfg dood, u can be in this new movie, p.s thx for the pleasur, love producer"
  
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