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Default 11-30-2005, 06:18 PM

lol, no, its just you know, you gotta piss real bad, first thing you do when you go into the bathroom is unzip your pants and just start peeing, using steady precision to not hit the toilet seat. The toilet seat was down (the cover, not the loopy thing) and I ended up peeing all over the thing.
  
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Default 11-30-2005, 07:32 PM

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Default 11-30-2005, 07:37 PM

its hard to get both the streams in the area of the bowl, and dont know why but it reminds me of the piss scene in Me, Myself & Irene happy: happy:


  
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Default 12-01-2005, 01:05 AM

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b69d6]pubes. If a stray pube is over the opening it can cause a split in the stream[/quote:b69d6]

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Default 12-01-2005, 01:38 AM

this can't get anyworse stupid:
  
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Default 12-01-2005, 11:21 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":1062d]this can't get anyworse stupid:[/quote:1062d]

It just did with the above post


  
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Default 12-01-2005, 11:22 AM

Trimming > 70's bush

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Default 12-01-2005, 11:38 AM

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Default 12-01-2005, 12:31 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":d6b54]lol, no, its just you know, you gotta piss real bad, first thing you do when you go into the bathroom is unzip your pants and just start peeing, using steady precision to not hit the toilet seat. The toilet seat was down (the cover, not the loopy thing) and I ended up peeing all over the thing.[/quote:d6b54]

The question still stands....Are you fucking blind?
  
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Default 12-01-2005, 12:57 PM

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wow you guys are congratulating each other on your ball hair. stupid:


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Default 12-01-2005, 01:21 PM

[quote=Milla]
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this can't get anyworse stupid:
It just did with the above post[/quote:12a91]



haha, that was a fucking zinger!!!




and yes, i remember being at my ex's condo a few months ago...got up in the middle of the night (after a good "go" rock: ) and had to piss. it was identical to that me myself and irene scene...although not as dramatic. i remember getting some toilet paper out to clean the affected area.
  
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Default 12-01-2005, 02:04 PM

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wow you guys are congratulating each other on your ball hair. stupid:
^ Doesn't trim. annoy:

happy:


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Default 12-01-2005, 02:11 PM

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wow you guys are congratulating each other on your ball hair. stupid:
^ Doesn't trim. annoy:

happy:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/wm ... 37-6049410



http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00003 ... nce&n=5174

happy:


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Default 12-01-2005, 06:29 PM

Even if you do trim, unless you are bald down there(why oh why? it burns like hell imo) Hair falls out, occasionally it bridges the hole and when you picc you end up piccing in the bowl and on the TP, or your foot, or right up at the wall. Although I think its worse after sex when there is still some left in the tube.
  
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Default 12-01-2005, 07:04 PM

[url=http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/165384:2d6ab]How many times..?[/url:2d6ab]



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