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Default 09-18-2006, 09:23 PM
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whats the difference between a large pizza and a black man.

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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Default 09-18-2006, 09:28 PM
Whats the worst thing to call a black man that starts with 'n' and ends with 'r'?











































NEIGHBOR
  
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die plz?
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 07:19 AM
how do you stop a mexican tank?



































shoot the guy pushing it omg rofllol
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 08:18 AM
[quote="mr.miyagi":358db]what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

finding half a worm in your apple

what's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

rape.[/quote:358db]


wtf? lol


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sillybeans!
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 10:09 AM
Why do jews have big noses?

becuase the air is free
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 10:13 AM
[quote="Art Attack":57a79]Why do jews have big noses?

becuase the air is free[/quote:57a79]404
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 10:17 AM
[img]http://www.shadowness.com/users/46000/45932/taintednegros.jpg[/img]

happy: How many times has this happened to you gtboy?
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 10:21 AM
I wonder if the cop meant 'tinted'....
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 10:22 AM
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I wonder if the cop meant 'tinted'....
it's a beaner cop, what else do you expect? stupid:
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 12:25 PM
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?

Your bike.
  
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happy: How many times has this happened to you gtboy?
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amazing that 90% of the jokes are racial.
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 12:32 PM
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happy: How many times has this happened to you gtboy?
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amazing that 90% of the jokes are racial.
racist humor is funny. Doesnt mean we mean it...
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 01:39 PM
what did lincoln say after a 3 day drinking spree??


















I FREED WHO??!
  
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Default 09-19-2006, 02:00 PM
... unless Eames is telling the joke
  
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