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Default 02-18-2004, 06:15 PM

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Do you want me to tae a picture?
Did the Dr do some sir-cum-precision?
  
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im a surgeon
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:26 PM

I think we had a topic about this a while back, but yeah i'm cut.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:29 PM

So does it hurt? Always hurts me like fk if I ever accidentally uh...
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:33 PM

got vinegar under the flaps?
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:35 PM

When I got it done of when I have sex? I don't remember having it done sice I was like .5. My family isn't jewish, si I don't really know whay I was circumcised.

Anyway, if I masturbated with sandpaper like maple, it would probably hurt, but otherwise i haven't had any problems or complaints.

I think its the foreskin thats more sensitive than the head. Really I don't know since I don't really have a foreskin anymore. But its not like if the head rubs on my pants i jizz all over. I have a higher tolerance for not jizzing than the rest of you since I have nothing to protect it. You guys keep it all nice and wrapped up and only take it out when its needed. Mines out all the time.
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:38 PM

Uhh, I'm cut, I have no problems...

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Default 02-18-2004, 06:41 PM

Im not jewish, i got cut 2 days after i was born. If i dont play with the head while stroking, it takes forever
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 06:42 PM

so sand paper a no-no?
cutymc cut cut
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 07:00 PM

Mine is cut and im not jewish oOo:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 07:32 PM

yeah no shit, no jew no foreskin here
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:11 PM

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sit on your hand until it 'falls asleep'... then go to it... feels like its someone elses hand.... aka "The Sleeper"....
That is fucking golden!
  
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GOLDMEMBER!!!!
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 08:51 PM

Does the sleeper really work. If it does rock:
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 09:41 PM

i perfer the vacum cleaner w/ vasilenne
  
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