[Jimmy Paterson]

aahhaha

[Arkan]

Just had some girls boyfriend walk in on us once while she was on top of me massaging my back (he still had her key). He took one look at me and left with her in tow. She returned 30 minutes later. Later in the night, as i was giving it to her, that deranged "ex" of hers was knocking on the bedroom window!! Fucker knew i was still inside shagging his girl. That was a real bizzare night.

[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

My mates tried to record me banging a chick at a house party, sick fukas... Then at a family party I got a lil tipsy with my Dad & we started talking about girls n stuff. My old man has some great stories. One time back in the 60's he was with this girl out in the country on a beautiful summers day & they were getting it on in the car. Right when they were in the middle of doing it they suddenly start hearing horns in the distance. A few minutes later an English fox hunting party charges past right alongside the car rock:

[Johnj]

I was banging this chick, on the hood of her car, parked in the entrance to a corn field, when a sherrif came screaming down the road chasing some guy for FSM knows what. I never lost a stroke.

[Akuma]

[quote="Fluffy_Bunny":2c536]English fox hunting party charges past right alongside the car rock:[/quote:2c536]
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They still do that...? eek:

[geRV]

Originally Posted by Johnj

I was banging this chick, on the hood of her car, parked in the entrance to a corn field, when a sherrif came screaming down the road chasing some guy for FSM knows what. I never lost a stroke.

Little do you kknow there was some filthy hicks in the cornfield recording you, the tapes on bit torrent if you want to see it. ed: annoy:

[geRV]

[quote=Akuma]

Originally Posted by "Fluffy_Bunny":10e91

English fox hunting party charges past right alongside the car rock:

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They still do that...? eek:[/quote:10e91]


Far as i know they dont, its a bloodsport so the upper class wankers who get off by settings dogs on foxes can't do it anymore. Pip pip tally ho old boy, yeah welcome to the year 2005 you stuck in the past sacks of shit. oOo:

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Nyck

My little brother was like 9 when he walked down stairs and was getting a bj...

dance: beer: congrats to your little brother

[Vance]

I think he means HE was getting the BJ, not his brother.

Or did you know that, and that was your point. eek:

Anyways, never been caught, I take precautions

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

Originally Posted by Vance

Or did you know that, and that was your point. eek:

Bingo.

[Unknown_Sniper]

closest ive ever come was a couple days ago. HEre at school with a roomie it gets harder to do. HE has a class fro about 7a to 5 pm, fucker got home eearly and walked in right as I climaxed, I pulled up my short and pretended like I was changing. I had to rechange later cause my shorts were soaked.

[Stammer]

[quote="Unknown_Sniper":b5e8d]closest ive ever come was a couple days ago. HEre at school with a roomie it gets harder to do. HE has a class fro about 7a to 5 pm, fucker got home eearly and walked in right as I climaxed, I pulled up my short and pretended like I was changing. I had to rechange later cause my shorts were soaked.[/quote:b5e8d]

LOL, that sucks.

[lasagna]

Fuck that, we i get a roomie we'll jack of together and each other, and taker part in consensulation relations

[Milla]

Originally Posted by Madmartagen

rofl, you spank it in the living room?? fuck that, never let a woman come between you and pulling your pork.

NEINT basement by my pc

[Milla]

Speaking of the dog who was watching. here he is
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