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Default 10-18-2005, 03:07 PM

kill him. then suggest :

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Default 10-18-2005, 03:12 PM

Ask the local recruiters to come to your home while he is there.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 04:13 PM

dont wash your dick as a sign of protest & then you can have a competition for who stinks out the house first, either that or advertise your new cheese farm.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 04:37 PM

Simple solution: Piss in his hair.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 05:34 PM

I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 06:02 PM

Cum in his asshole.


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Default 10-18-2005, 06:03 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":e7517]I think that guy's actually Buck's gay lover.[/quote:e7517]


Yup, he actually smells bad cause bucks been riding the face..and ass off him and denys him shower access afterwards.




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 06:26 PM

so why don't you want him to shower at your house?
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 07:12 PM

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so why don't you want him to shower at your house?
what?

I said I told him to take a shower but he refused to.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 07:15 PM

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so why don't you want him to shower at your house?
what?

I said I told him to take a shower but he refused to.
To emo for a shower?
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 07:20 PM

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so why don't you want him to shower at your house?
what?

I said I told him to take a shower but he refused to.
then you must kill him. Or pass him off to someone else.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 08:25 PM

If he's really your friend he'd be listening to you when you tell him to shower. I mean he's living in your place, that means your rules. If he is really that desperate for a place to stay he should get a brain and shower and be kind to you that your letting him stay at your place for free.

I can't imagine any of my friends pulling something like this on me, that kid would not last 10 min in my house, dorm, room, w/e I was living.
  
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Default 10-18-2005, 08:31 PM

cum in his butt


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Default 10-18-2005, 08:58 PM

yeah, Phillips family is loaded...I hated that he was the all-star coach for baseball and always choose his son even though he sucked ass...same with andrew costley.


  
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