[Tripper]

I think communism would surely work, with some fine tuning:

Rather than have a Janitor and a doctor on the same pay, you divide them up into classes....

Example:

1st Class Careers:
Brain Surgeon, Lawyer, Judge, Politician...

2nd Class Careers:
Policeperson, soldier, builder, teacher, stripper...

3rd Class Careers:
Janitor, rubbish guy, clerk, crackwhore...

You see, each class gets paid a different amount of money, depending on how worthy they are...i.e 3rd Class Careers get 8,000 dollars a year, while 1st class get 80,000 or something.

You could add more classes or something, and elaborate on each class.
This and comrade sloidussey's idea together would make MOTHER NATION THE BEST NATION!