Why does edible underwear only come in fruit flavors. My favorite food is mashed potatoes, maybe if the sex industry was smart they would make mash potatoe or maybe meat flavored edible underwear.
...you should try the Dual-Gussetted Jockaroo, simply place your chops, sausages...whatever
into the Jockaroo and walk, run or play while the meat stews in your own natural juices...mmmm oOo: