[Tripper]

LMFAO! Spooge you drunk! I had about 30oz of Kristov last night...It tastes foul, I smelt foul, I felt foul, I acted as happy as a pig in shit. (Quite happy).

It was fun, till the morning reared its ugly little head.

[quote:8c484]HAH! I had vodka yesterday!! But, my friend, i had like a whole waterbottle of gin, since i put it in a waterbottle. I think I'm an alcohol. I drank it on an empty stomach while having some grapes. It was 2:00p.m. LOL!!
...and some slald.
Edit: I forgot that I had salad. :P [/quote:8c484]

Are you still drunk? Because, apparently you are an alcohol. biggrin:

[quote:8c484]Just two nights ago I got drunk for my third time. I think I've finally come to grasps that I'm a happy drunk, and I at times. I jump off of things. My friends had to throw me down and pour water on my face. I don't remember the details, but my friends told me I was screaming for a Lifeguard when they poured the water on my face, then I joked about wishing it was a Baywatch Babe. I don't know if I should get drunk too much... [/quote:8c484]

Don't ever get drunk again.