[Milla]

I refuse to shit in school... biggrin:

heres a school story for u

during the month before december (i have no idea what it is) my teachers went on strike for 4 weeks. u know what this means to me? being locked away in my room, pure isolation. couldnt be any better. so im enjoying it, playing mohaa till 5 in the morning, sleeping in till 5 pm. life couldnt be any better. then i find out we have school in a week. im like fucccccccck. so i wake up for school on the monday, and im really pissed but not too pissed. so my mom drives me to school cause im lazy, and shes a sucker. i get dropped off and as soon as i walk into the school doors, i start panting. seeing everyone was a shock, and i fucking hated all of them. i kept panting harder and harder.. then i went o my locker and stood there. by then i was breathing very heavely, and i knew something wasnt right. a friend came up to me and got me to sit down. i started breathing as hard as i could, it felt lik enothing was coming in. my face, hands, legs, and everything started to go numb. i remember trying to find my best friend, and he was in the main foye (sp) where everyone was. i walked to him, with tears in my eyes, my face pure white, and stumbling everywhere. everyone started making comments like crybaby... and i wanted to fucking die, and take them along with me. my best friend helped carrie me with my arm around his shoulder to a bench in a hall where he got me some water. after a bit of sitting down, the tears went away and the heavy breathing stopped. i regained feeling of my body, and i felt kinda undercontrol, but i was still pissed off. people told me go home kyle just go, but i didtn want my parents to know. so i went to my frist class art.. where no one would bother me. all i did was sit there and try not to burst out crying and throw a fit.

that sotry has nothing to do with shit, but its the shit that i take at school. kids still call me crybaby sometimes..

ha liquid shit, i had that before, but dman holding it for 45 minutes, that's crazy. wouldnt it like burst?

[quote="aNti hEro":363bb]heres a school story for u

during the month before december (i have no idea what it is) my teachers went on strike for 4 weeks. u know what this means to me? being locked away in my room, pure isolation. couldnt be any better. so im enjoying it, playing mohaa till 5 in the morning, sleeping in till 5 pm. life couldnt be any better. then i find out we have school in a week. im like fucccccccck. so i wake up for school on the monday, and im really pissed but not too pissed. so my mom drives me to school cause im lazy, and shes a sucker. i get dropped off and as soon as i walk into the school doors, i start panting. seeing everyone was a shock, and i fucking hated all of them. i kept panting harder and harder.. then i went o my locker and stood there. by then i was breathing very heavely, and i knew something wasnt right. a friend came up to me and got me to sit down. i started breathing as hard as i could, it felt lik enothing was coming in. my face, hands, legs, and everything started to go numb. i remember trying to find my best friend, and he was in the main foye (sp) where everyone was. i walked to him, with tears in my eyes, my face pure white, and stumbling everywhere. everyone started making comments like crybaby... and i wanted to fucking die, and take them along with me. my best friend helped carrie me with my arm around his shoulder to a bench in a hall where he got me some water. after a bit of sitting down, the tears went away and the heavy breathing stopped. i regained feeling of my body, and i felt kinda undercontrol, but i was still pissed off. people told me go home kyle just go, but i didtn want my parents to know. so i went to my frist class art.. where no one would bother me. all i did was sit there and try not to burst out crying and throw a fit.

that sotry has nothing to do with shit, but its the shit that i take at school. kids still call me crybaby sometimes..[/quote:363bb]

so u have lung problems? heart problems?

[Arkan]

AntiHero....thats a fucked up story. You either have a health problem thats not funny OR you're really fucked in the head. Which is it?

Anyway, once i was hanging with my friends and i had to shit really bad so we stopped at the closest place.....a diner. Man, when i tell you i blew the place up, i mean i blew the mutha up!! The guy in the stall next to me started gagging which made me laugh and shit at the same time! I shit soooo much, i made a lil' island in the bowl.....something "ratemypoo.com" would've been proud of! Thats the closest i ever came to shitting my draws!

u gotta take shit more often, 2 pounds of shit in the intestine is not good

[Airborne Butters]

Alright Anti all you do is run up and punch em...simple and pure.

Some kid called me a "Nazi supporter" cause I actually understood what the SS stood for and put up an excuse for why Hitler was misunderstood. Felt bad, the kid didn't even see me coming. Was pissed and sick, so I ran up punched him in the chest pushed him down. Was ready to do more, but the teacher came in the class and gave us referalls.

it's a g-thang

[Innoxx]

<tnp|aNtihEro> i fuckign rub my sak and smell my hand
<tnp|aNtihEro> and it smells liek a cunt
<tnp|aNtihEro> like a gerbil cunt
<Innoxx> yeha, gerbils are tight
<Pyr0> anti hero fantasizes about his own mother
<Innoxx> I fantisiza about kyyyyyle's mother too
<tnp|aNtihEro> i fucking fantasize about shoving a shotgun up every little jock assholes pisshole and blwing them to shit
<tnp|aNtihEro> then i fucking jerk off watching women vomit
<PimPpApA> whoa... chill out there buddy
<PfcGreen> O_O
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<PfcGreen> that child is scary
<Innoxx> he just wants attention
<PfcGreen> Pyro your an ass.
<Pyr0> why is that

He's fucked in the noggin'.

[Old Reliable]

what the fuck?

[Airborne Butters]

Ahh let em do it.

We refer to my school as the 4th Reich.

[Miscguy]

I just got up and walked out of my class. My teacher would ask where i was going and i would ignore him. He gave up after a while. Its not like i missed anything, i still passed with a B for fucks sake. Econ was such a breeze.

Its great i would show up 20 minutes late, and 40 minutes into class i would walk out be gone for 5 minutes (im a quick shitter) come back sit down all without saying a word. The teachers may get mad at first but just ignore them, and they catch the point that you dont give a fuck sooner or later.

Oh and as for the military respecting your shit time. They do not. You get 10 minutes to have your whole fucking platoon shit, pissed, and back into formation. Then you get those ass holes who take 3 years to pinch it off, and all that time you had is down to nill. One thing you'll learn people will always do for themselves first, even in the army.

[Old Reliable]

anyone have any techniques on how to have a perfect shit everytime? (i.e. no need to whipe) "clear exit"

[Pyro]

<PfcGreen> pssst pyros on crack
<Innoxx> pyro's been tossing too much salad
<PfcGreen> lol
<PfcGreen> Butters is a FUCKING MORON!

all these statements seem correct.

[Bucknub]

eat while ur taking a shit..... hey direct deposit aint it biggrin: