[Argon]

Marge: Homer the plant called and said if you don't show up tommorrow, then don't bother showing up on monday
Homer: Whoo Hooo!!! Four day weekend!

Ralph: My cats breath smells like catfood

Principle Skinner: Ralph Wiggins
Ralph: Whoo, hoo, I won, I won.
Principle Skinner: Ralph you didn't win your failing english
Ralph: Me fail English, thats Umpossible?

I could just keep going on an on... simpson rock!

Funniest scene from an episode is from "Gummie Venus DeMilo" when Kent Brockman takes homer confession and edits it to make homer say that he grabbed the babysitters ass. Its hilarioius.