[Eight Ace]

This horny bloke is parked out in the country with his girl but she's just not in the mood, she says
"You can't do it without vaseline"He sees a farmhouse "OK..I'll try to get some"
...he starts to walk to the house.

In the house Mum, Dad, son Dave and his wife Mabel have just had a big roast dinner and are arguing about
who should do the washing up. "We've been farmin' all day, we're not washin' up" says Dave.
"Well we've been cooking this feast all day! we're not washing up." says Mabel. Dad says
"Ah, let's make a game of it!...we'll all sit here, and the first one who speaks or does anything...has to do all the washin' up!".
It's agreed upon.

The horny bloke knocks on the screen door, he can see four people sitting at the table, so he goes in. "WTF?"
...he feels Mum, there's a pulse, he gets her on the kitchen floor and screws her...then rolls back and has a cigarette.
He then undresses Mabel and shags her on the table. After making a coffee he remembers "..ok..now, vaseline.."

Dave jumps up "Alright!..ok...I'll do the washing up..."

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