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Default Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron - 03-02-2003, 11:26 PM
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i was at work today...i work at a grocery store, not the funnest...but this german guy comes up to me and asks "Vhat aisle is zee zereal in?"
I replied NINE!
...you could have given him the John Cleese treatment:-

"Vee haf no cereal, vee are vaiting on orders...orders vhich must be obeyed!!"
...while goosestepping around nazi saluting and with a finger held flat under your nose... eek:[/quote:640a5]

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Default 03-02-2003, 11:29 PM
well I dont know if someone has pointed this out already but.... this is not an oxymoron at all and it's not even a "bit" of an oxymoron.. it's just Ironic that the german wanted something in asile nine, when it sounds like nein in german...... so just for the record, it is more irony in this story then an oxymoron

hmm... i think someone now is gonna post a "thank you mr obvious pic" or a "wow thats obvious" pic ah well...
  
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Default 03-03-2003, 12:28 AM
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well I dont know if someone has pointed this out already but.... this is not an oxymoron at all and it's not even a "bit" of an oxymoron.. it's just Ironic that the german wanted something in asile nine, when it sounds like nein in german...
...no Buckweed, I think the oxymoron bit referred to the "fun at work" thread title. freak:
  
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ma...i find this thread so funny today...must be one of those days...lol
  
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[quote="Old Reliable":2bd13]so you told him a number? good job[/quote:2bd13] biggrin:
  
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whats an oxymoron?
  
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whats an oxymoron?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=oxymoron


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Default Re: fun at work...a bit of an oxymoron - 03-03-2003, 12:24 PM
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i was at work today...i work at a grocery store, not the funnest...but this german guy comes up to me and asks "Vhat aisle is zee zereal in?"

I replied NINE!

kind of lame but it was funny
Sounds like russian too me.

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