[Chronic Diarrhea]

Heh, yeah my hand is my gf. What pisses me off is that a lot of girls say I'm cute, but for some reason I don't have a gf. Not that I really want one, mainly I just want a girl that will suck face and dick, but the priciple of it pisses me off. I don't think its because I'm "the nice guy" either, in fact, I'm probably one of the biggest smartasses in my school when it comes to making fun of people. Oh well, my hand will have to do. At least I won't get butt herpes that way.