[Captain Bunny]

Why do iraqi fight hard in basra?

to make coilition think we have something worth hiding.


What easiest way to kill american?

Let them join american army and kill each other.


why do saddam have many lookalikes?

so when mr speilburg makes movie of war he can portray bad iraqi as all look the same.


Why do british not advance fastly?

they keep say "pardon me if it not much inconvenience, can we drive our tank down you streets?"


Why do coilition let media lead army in shootings?

We not give them iraqi civilian as human shield.