[Chronic Diarrhea]

I also hear people talking on their cell phones in Wal-Mart saying "Man fuck this shit, I'm tired of this motherfucking yada yada yada..." I shudder to think how society will be when I am 60. I bet the family will be sitting around dinner...

Man: Pass those fucking peas

Woman: Fuck you do it yourself

Buy: Hey dad I fucked some fine ass bitch in the bathroom today at school!

Man: I thought I told you not to have sex until you reach high school

Woman: STFU, he can fuck whoever he wants to. Son did she have big tits?

Boy: Mom I'm 10. What do you think?

Girl: Well I sucked some boy off in the parking lot after school. He was sooo huge!

Man: So what about those fucking peas?

Woman: I said do it yourself jizz-wipe

Man: Doesn't matter anyway, this shit tastes like shit.

... hake: *sigh*