[Ferich]

Lol. Here's another better one, Corny as hell though.


Out in the Desert, in the middle of nowere there was a French Army Post. The new Captain to be stationed there arrived on Monday. He toured the Post with a Sergeant from the Post.

"Wow, looks great," the Captain said. "So, um, what's with that camel chained up over there with a stoll behind it?"

"Oh, that's for when the Soldiers get..you know..Horny...," the Sergeant replied as he pointed towards the Camel.

"Well, whatever..as long as it keeps morale up."


By the middle of the Next week, the Captain began to feel the normal urges for Sex. So he got up out of his chair, ran outside, jumped onto the stoll behind the camel, dropped his pants and began going at it. Once he was finished he pulled his pants up and walked over to the Sergeant who was standing near by.

"Wow, that was great,it sure raised my morale" the Captain said.

"Well..the soldiers usually use the Camel to ride into town to pick up prostitutes..."