[Eight Ace]

There's this girl in a coma in hospital and while her privates are being
washed, her monitoring equipment shows signs of activity. The Doctors
are very hopeful and tell her boyfriend that a little oral sex may just
stimulate her into conciousness. He goes into the room and they watch the
equipment....suddenly she flatlines, she's gone. The guy comes out and
says "well, that didn't work, she done choked!" hake:





Bonus Blonde Joke: A Blonde is standing by the river when she sees
another Blonde on the opposite bank.."How do I get to the other side?"
yells the second Blonde. The first Blonde looks upstream, then downstream,
then yells "You're already on the other side!".