[Bazooka_Joe]

Seriously, I would ask to see his badge, and take down his routing number. I would report his ass, and if he asked why, I'd say "you're either doing one of two things wrong here. One, you are doing a task outside of your jurisiction, by giving me a ticket for 5MPH over the limit, or two, you are a local police unit imposing as another state comission unit, (which in the state of NY) is illeagal."

Then I'd smile, and drive away. I don't put up with shit like that. I'd spit in his face, seriously. A lady cop gave me a ticket last week at the Gateway National park. I parked in the Marina (Where you put your boat into the water from a ramp) to help my friend move his boat. A cop was there, so I asked if I can help move his boat it will only take a minute. The cop in the car said sure, but hurry up. So, I helped him, come back to the car, and see a ticket from the female cop. The car was gone.

Now, remember this are park police, and they're federal, not state. I find them, and beep my horn, and they pull over. They both get out of the car, and so do I. I show her the ticket, and I said "What the hell is this?" She goes "It's a ticket, wiseass." That got me off. I said "Yeah, well maybe if you had something better to do at 10AM on a Saturday, you would of asked your partner why I was parked there for only 2 minutes." She looked at the guy and he said "He asked me if he could move his friends boat and I said OK" She looked back at me with this real pissed look. I took the ticket, tore it in half, gave it back to her and said "Have a nice day. . .oh, and your park sucks."

I got my ass out of there before they called the real cops, lol