[Sergeant_Scrotum]

[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] Yet anonther teamgod clone
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[x] Spammer
[x] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[x] Whiner
[ ] Other: $!@%head

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomFPS) vs MOH thread
[ ] You posted a "hey look at my desktop" thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on badscript's Ass
[ ] You posted a "I lost my cd key! can i have yours?" thread
[ ] You posted a "my specs are better than your specs" thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.


In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[X] STFU & GTFO
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Be Bazooka_Joe's love slave
[ ] Call Bill Gates and inform him he sucks
[X] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] All of the above

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above