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Originally Posted by Hollywood

Funny Ralph Wiggum quotes.

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me."

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

"This snowflake tastes like fishsticks."

"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger outta there"