[Captain Bunny]

Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow?
It doesnt cos the cops raided it and confiscated my weed.

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Who you calling black you racist peice of wool grabbing shit!

Jack and Jill Went up the hill and shagged upon the well wall
Jack felt ill, Jill wasnt on the pill and jacks world became a hell hole.

Was it you who did the pushin'?
Put the stain upon the cushion?
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you you sly-wood pecker?
Got into my girl rebecca?
If it was you'd better leave this town.

Yes t'was i who did the pushin'
Put the stain upon the cushion
Foot steps on the dashboard upside down.
But ever since i've had your daughter,
I've had trouble passing water
So i guess we're even all around.