[Stinger_Dude]

[quote="K-9NeXuS":741f5]I SLIPPED AND FELL ON MY ASS[/quote:741f5]

Ouch that sounds painful.

I never got a broken bone, I never got knocked unconsious for more than 20 seconds, I never got a concussion and I never got stabbed, shot neither a stitch. Never broke my ankle or fingers. The worst I got was a sprained wrist and ankle and some serious flesh wound which recovered rather quickly.
I guess I'm the only one whos clever or jsut the one with the common sense not to get injured in an accident or plain lucky unlike most morons out there who deliberately hurt themselves to show off to their friends with their scars.