IL-2 Sturmovik update? - Page 2

Cpt. Obvious · 08-12-2003, 08:13 PM

switch hitter

MrLevinstein · 08-12-2003, 08:18 PM

You gotta switch beat every once in a while to avoid getting Pee Wee Herman syndrome, or maybe all that left hand typing evened out the forearm size.

Cpt. Obvious · 08-12-2003, 08:20 PM

i heard that if u only beat it with one hand ur dick develops a curve

MrLevinstein · 08-12-2003, 08:38 PM

Thats bs because your penis's erection chambers cannot develope a curve and only may be born with one.

Chango · 08-12-2003, 08:38 PM

how did it come to this?

Simo Häyhä · 08-12-2003, 08:40 PM

people thought i warezed il2

Chango · 08-12-2003, 08:51 PM

simo? warez? nah that couldn't happen

Simo Häyhä · 08-12-2003, 09:16 PM

You can't join or create rooms for this reason :
IL2:FB Dogfight not installed.

i keep getting that error message . i installed the patch too

Maplegyver · 08-12-2003, 09:45 PM

mein penz0r is b3nt

Simo Häyhä · 08-12-2003, 10:22 PM

ok i fixed it.
i played multiplayer and found the server too laggy and too spaced out with only a few players. too realistic too actually enjoy the game (and by that i mean not once during the 45 minutes i played did i see an enemy fighter. when there was 8 enemies playing as i checked)

08-12-2003, 10:34 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":4ad6f]ok i fixed it.
i played multiplayer and found the server too laggy and too spaced out with only a few players. too realistic too actually enjoy the game (and by that i mean not once during the 45 minutes i played did i see an enemy fighter. when there was 8 enemies playing as i checked)[/quote:4ad6f]

use the map

(unless they disabled it in server)

JBird · 08-12-2003, 11:17 PM

the new flyable planes will be coming along shortly , just wait it out a week or two more. also, they have like 20 threads of the new patch on the IL2 forums, if you want to see whats new good or bad, definately check out the forums there

my post earlier had the link ^

08-13-2003, 12:09 PM

from those forums it sounds like they made the FW-190 the uber plane and those n00bs are happy, damn nazis.

JBird · 08-13-2003, 03:35 PM

ya, i personally dont care for the dora. its a damn wild bird on the stick. too touchy for my likes. i prefer bombers, i love the stuka and he 111 , also of course the sturmovik. 109's are great to fly as well. love the I-16, i think that is my fav plane in the game, love the manual gear

08-13-2003, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JBird

ya, i personally dont care for the dora. its a damn wild bird on the stick. too touchy for my likes. i prefer bombers, i love the stuka and he 111 , also of course the sturmovik. 109's are great to fly as well. love the I-16, i think that is my fav plane in the game, love the manual gear

from what I hear the I-16 has been nerfed, along with the La5FN

too many luftwaffe whiners bugging the developers, they don't care that FB WAS historically accurate, they just want VVS planes to be sitting ducks so they can get more kills in MP (an SP for that matter)

they improve the FW-190s but failed to improve the P-47, which many say is quite incorrectly modeled.

I am under no circumstance getting this patch for FB, I'm waiting for the next patch that fixes all the fuckups they put in this patch