TIME OF SHITTING: 9:35AM EST COLOR OF SHIT: Brownish-yellow GENERAL FEELING DURING THE SHIT: Crampy, then euphoric SMELL OF SHIT: Not overwhelming...kinda tame LOCATION OF SHIT: The secret bathroom on the other wing of the building OTHER: Large quantity, as I had no shits yesterday (which is unusual). Some popcorn flecks throughout. Wipe was of no consequence; little paperwork. A-