[Pvt.Pinhead]

Sgt Saunders!!! Welcome back buddie!!! Long time no see huh pal?? Man I missed you!!!!!!!!!
I remember all the good ol' times we used to have together, Sgt. Saunder...or should I say "Sweetie Pie?"
Remember the time when we were fishin down in that old pond by Berlin, you remember that right? And then all of a sudden I fell into the water and we both nearly died...man I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die!
Those were some good times, huh, Sweetie Pie? But then one day you left me all alone with little Johhny, our only daughter, and you ran off with that dirty son of a b*tch Sally! I hated your guts then and I still do!!!
WHY DID YOU EVER COME BACK YOU PUCKING BIACTH!? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I NEVER WANTED TO SEE YOUR UGLY LITTLE FACE AGAIN!!!!!

Damn b*tch...