[Wilko]

The other day, I went to the Casino, and tried my hand at Roulette. The dealer's advice was to pick your birthday (the 19th), however, i decided to go against this, and put my money on my favourite football players number. Guess what freakin' number came up? That's right, 19. Would have made about $200 from my $10 bet.

The Moral of the story: Luck is fickle, and this woman got fucked by it. Hell, it's probably the first ticket she's ever lost, to add insult to injury biggrin: